Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The sun is shining and I'm on my way....


...to therapy {let's pretend its a tea party...because those are fun}   Haven't been since July 31st.  Every WLS {specifically Roux-en-Y Gastric Bypass for me} prospect needs to have a psychological evaluation.  Had mine.  I must have passed - because I'm getting the surgery.  I decided not to stop at just the evaluation.  I'm digging my heels and jumping in full force - tea parties twice a month for me!  I'm going try to get my brain on the right track too.  After all - my brain {AKA my in-house saboteur} tells me to overeat.  He {saboteurs are always male} tells me that one two FOUR candy bars don't count if no one sees me stuff them in my face {hiding in the bathroom}.  I should probably find out why and work on changing it.  This is going to be fun right?  I'll be drinking tea and finding out why my saboteur hates me so much.  Fun....
 
As I'm driving to hang out with the hostess of my tea party I think about my propensity for foul language and how at these tea parties and on this blog I should try to curb my cussing.  Because well....because...I wouldn't want to offend anyone.  Guess what I learned at today's tea party.  It's not my job to make sure everyone else is OK with what I do and say.  I shouldn't be mean but.....
 
So here's a warning.... I will swear, I will use inappropriate language.  I am surrounded  by defense attorneys day after day...so yeah... It's how I talk.  I'm not that bad and I'm probably better than what you are imagining I will be.  I remember my dad saying {insert sarcasm here}how very proud he was of his daughters....and how they spoke like truckers {or sailors ~ it depended on his mood}.  Well... this blog will occasionally make him proud - because sometimes the only way to convey what I want to get across is to drop an FBomb. 
 
You have been warned.

5 comments:

  1. you are an amazing beautiful person & friend and personally I would want you to be real...so if cussing is involved than you ,my friend, are perfect!!

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  2. Schawheet! I finally learned a few years ago that swearing doesn't make me a "bad" person. It has made life much more empowering to be able to drop it now and again with little to no guilt.

    I'm so glad you are going to get your head in order...those saboteurs are always trying to get people to do dumb things so that they can make us feel really horrible about ourselves. It's a bad cycle. You have to rewrite the tape in your brain. Stop accepting the guilt and reject it, one little piece at a time.

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  3. You can call me, and I will swear like a sailor with you, and then we can 3 way call Mom and she can do her over exagerated fake shock sounds. love you

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